The Ballad of Cheap Vitamins and Motor Oil
Every time I ask someone if they eat a healthy diet and take a good multivitamin/mineral, they invariably say, "yes." They go on to explain how they first follow the new food pyramid (consuming lots of bread, pasta, cereal, fruit juice& milk)... ...and then they tell me they take a "Centrum" multi to, you know, insure they are covered from "A" to "Zinc." They smile benignly at the witticism...
I'll cut right to the chase. The preceding is a recipe for rampant unhealthful disaster.
Why? Because the "food pyramid," is a corporate-driven lie (read LTR# 12, 13 & 15 at http://www.alienview.net/ALLTCON.html). It is an egregious lie benefiting the few at the cruel expense of the many! Sincerely, all multi-vit/min (like "Theragram", "One-a-Day", and even "Flintstone") from grocery stores and the like are, pretty much, an unhealthful waste of money for the following two reasons:
FIRST -these very cheaply manufactured tablets often pass through the system without even being completely dissolved!This is because these pills are semi-indigestible little pebbles hard pressed at high temperature and pressure. They are shellacked pellets with a pharmaceutical glaze coating and they are armored and bound with synthetic chemicals likedicalcium phosphate and magnesium sterate.
SECOND -virtually every ingredient is the absolute cheapest andLEAST ABSORBABLEsynthetic form of the manyvitamin forms available! In most cases, this not only makes them more difficult to assimilate, but can have adverse reactions like diarrhea... as opposed to the non-adverse effects of organically chelated minerals and "food based" Vitamins &binders. This is the tip of theiceberg hazarding you and those you love, reader! The stuff gleefully sold to you to enhance your health canactually degrade it and make you ill!
Part of the reason for using these synthetic binders and inferior forms ofminerals that are inorganic salts (as opposed to superior organic chelated minerals?), other than being cheap (...forgetting that's the main reason...),is to be able to get all that "crap" into one convenient pill that's not too big. Synthetic binders and inorganic salts take up less space, you see, so all the hi-speed and low drag movers & shakers can conveniently pop one small tablet... and the per unit costs are reduced so a greater corporate profit is realized. It's too bad that it degrades the product to the point of possible health hazardousness and uselessness.
That is unfortunate, indeed.
In contrast -- some of the better, more expensive supplements, using food based binders and organic chelated minerals, usually have to use a bigger tablet or capsule... or separate the daily dose into 2, 3 or 4 tablets (or capsules). One of my favorite Multis, in fact, recommends 6 capsules daily! Of course it hasabout anything you could ever want with regard to health enhancement, from Digestive Enzymes to Myco-DefenseMushrooms and more. "Fine wine" compared with "pond water," reader. I don't remotely overstate this!
Also, the better tablets or caplets are pressed under, more expensive, 'cooler' temperatures. This is forgetting, of course, that the chemical form of the vitamins or minerals incorporatedare likely thebest andmost ABSORBABLEnon-synthetic forms available! See the difference reader?
Here's yet another applicableDr. Zorba Pastureanecdote...:
"Tom", Dr.Pasture's radio side-kick, read an emailto Zorba onhis NPR radio showregarding a personwho was taking a fairly expensive Multivitamin/Mineral requiring the consumption of 3 tablets daily...
Incomprehensibly ignorant once again in his animated, bemused, and incredulous radio-voice, Zorby loudly exclaimed "THAT'S TOO MANY"!
You could tell by his reaction that he thought the writer was taking 3 times a "normal" dose. So"Side-Kick-Tom" (whomI suspecthas about 10 I.Q.points on Dr.Z )said "Zorba, I think that means the SINGLEdaily dose is divided into 3 pills." to which Zorba said "Ohh ?... Well it's still too many - you only need one Vitamin pill daily."
He moved on. I was just incredulous! What a Bone-headed thing for an alleged medical expert to say, eh reader? Absolutely! An expression of pompous ignorance at best! At worst?
OK...Why would a brilliant doctor with a world wide listening audience think it so strange & unnecessary to divide a dose of something into 3 smallerdoses throughout the day...Gee, don't they do that with pharmaceuticals all the freaking time? Yes!
I suspect that other persons who know NOTHING about nutritional supplementation could easily visualize how dividing nutrients into 3 separate doses would be a good thing... and best practice... therebyhaving a relatively constant "Trickle-charge" of supplements throughout the day! After all, don't we all try to eat three meals a day for that very reason? AND...because most supplements work in synergy with food,doesn't it make sense to take these supplements 3 times daily with meals... ...Am I missing something?
Additionally, it is a well established fact in the holistic health communitythat one can only absorb about500mg of Calcium at any one time! So if you take a1000mg to1500mg doseof Cal. allat once (like Dr. Z recommends)...aren't you wasting a bunch of it! Yes!
Folks, Dr.Pasturedoes not have the training to understand & appreciate just howcomplicated itcan beto fully utilize any mineral, especially Calcium, and just how many Vitamins, Minerals & co-factors have to fall in place, domino-like,to accomplish this. Itcan bea difficult, slow, and inefficient process that handles only"so much" at a time.
This is because Minerals, themselves,are INORGANIC soMother Nature must usea couple of time-consuming tricks to get them intoaconfiguration that can then be incorporated into"The Bio-System". Me? I feel Iunderstand this science. I take 500mg of Elemental, Amino Acid ChelatedCalcium,2 times daily.
Back to Dr. Z whohas the temerity to ignorantly mock those people who "foolishly"buy expensive MultiVit/Min. He says that folks should buy the cheapest, discount store, generic,giant-size bottle for about $12.00 a YEAR ... as long as it has the USP (United States Pharmacopeia) Seal ... This is a 'seal' essentiallymeaning that the product contains what's on the label & that it meets the MINIMUM standards to call itself a multi-vitamin. The reader might remember the character of corporate lap-dogs presently setting those standards. The USP is supposedly"non-governmental" but their test criteria isrecognized by the Government as the official source.
Here's what the CSPI has to say:
"Center for Science in the Public Interest" -- For Immediate Release: October 4, 2002;
New Supplement Certification Program May Mislead Consumers :USP Mark Does Not Mean Ingredient Is Safe Or Effective."
What!?!
Yes folks, it'strue! Virtually ALL supplemental*watch-dog* organizations like the USP only verify "Potency & Purity" ...andmaycheck to seeif it meets the standards for dissolving (those standards arepretty low)... BUT! They don't care or commentabout the efficacyof a particularingredient.
For example, one Multi may have Magnesium Oxide (which is Crap, reader!) while another uses Magnesium Citrate ( which is a superior form)... but both will get the same passing grade as long as they meet "Potency & Purity"! So, if you have a Multi Vit/Min where EVERY ingredient is the cheapest,least absorbable form, whatyou have isa "Crapola-Multi" with a USPSeal...in other words, you have Centrum, Theragram, One a Day, Flintstones, etc, etc...
"Flintstones", reader! Flintstones?!? Is nothing sacred?
It is difficult to imagine a Multi that is inferior to the already inferior multi's like Centrum, etc... but if you CAN finda really, really cheap, discount,generic multi with 365 hard pressed tablets for $11.99 at Sam's Club or whatever,with a USP seal, then that's the one you want... ...according to the good doctor "Z."
So, Let me get this straight...Zorba wants you to put "Stuff"in your bodythat barely meets theminimum standards to call itself a Multi,OKed by the Government. Hummm...But how does he feel about his car?
WELL...a couple of the government's "non-governmental" agenciesput their seal on very cheap motor oil that meets the minimum standards to call itself Motor Oil ... here's what http://www.metrokc.gov/procure/green/oil.htm has to say:
"Several oil companies now market products that have been certified by the American Petroleum Institute (API). API Certification is the basis for warranty requirements of motor vehicle manufacturers and thus is used in specifications of motor oil buyers. Other technologies, such as simple filtration, have also been used to recycle used motor oil.These technologies are often sufficient to make used oil useful as a substitute for virgin oil in fuel applications."
The SAE (Society of Automotive Engineers) stamp of approval is on evenvery cheap "No-name" motor oils that meet the requirements for military vehicles...
...So, here's my question to Zorba -- does he put that cheap,"cleaned-up" used motor oil or cheap "No-name" newoilin his new "BMW"? Seeing as how it meets the minimum standards, set by the Government to call itself motor oil... he should, considering his faith in government "Seals"...butsomehow I doubt it... Zorba would have more respect for his "Beamer"...just not much respect for your body & human physiology.
This is pure speculation because I have no idea what kind of car he has, but if he has a nice new one, I bet he doesn't put cheap generic oil in it. In fact,ask 1000MDswho ownnew 700 SeriesMercedesif theyuse "cleaned & filtered" used motor oil,considering virtuallyall car manufactories say that it meets their warranty requirements! I bet 99.9% willsay "HECK NO ! I use 100% Virgin, High Grade, High Detergent,Multi Viscosity oil that comes from a single individualbatch of Pure, Pennsylvania crude drawn from the veins of Amish school girls"!
OK, I see...Well, Doctor... what kind of Vitamins do you take and recommend? "Oh, it doesn't matter much... use any brand with the USP Seal"?
So...putting a cheap,harsh, inferior, synthetic, poorly absorbed (and in my opinion, unhealthful), possiblytoxic supplement in your body is OK because of someMickey Mouse "Seal" that doesn't really tell you what you need to know and misleads you on the rest... ...but cheap motor oil with an official seal is not OK...does the reader see the errant dichotomy or smell the inconsistency...?
These self-same MDs would be the first to tell you the human body is a high performance biological machine, reader... you want to run rapidly "gunkable",bargain basement *oil* in the only bio-machine you will ever have? I suspect not, on reflection.
And this isthe real kicker of irony! That cheaper, recycledmotor oil will do a MUCH more efficacious job in your car than those "Crap" Vitamins will ever do in your body!
By the way...don't tell "Dr. 700 Series", but MERCEDES has been putting RECYCLED OIL in THEIR NEW CARS for YEARS !!!
Wait a minute Mr. Graham! Do YOU use that cheap recycled oil in your car? ...Huh, Who Me? ...No freaking Way!
Just kidding Folks...that was the old Al,...because I'm a "Green" sort of guy, I am going to start using recycled oil - not becauseof some government-blessed organization's "Seal" but because a bunch of TeutonicEngineers at Mercedes-Benz are probably on to something. (...und you vill like it !!)
You see...now all you have to do is get Dr. Mercola www.mercola.com & the Leaf lady www.leaflady.org to start taking grocery store vitaminsandexplainhow they are superior ...then I will start taking Centrum...just like the recycled oil. OK, take a deep breath and hold it...
The following describesthree key things to look for when determining the efficacy of your multivitamin:
Vitamin "E" -- the most obvious indicator of an inferior multivit... is the use of the petrochemical synthetic form of Vitamin "E" -- "DL" alpha tocopherol (the "d" and "l" should actually be lower case... I cap them for ease of reading), as opposed to the natural forms "D" alpha (no "L") and/or, even better, Natural Mixed tocopherol ...( This superior Mixedform has beta, gamma, and delta along with the alpha). In the synthetic "DL" form, (the synthetic is always a double molecule) the "L" molecule is a mirror image of the usable "D" molecule, making the "L" unusable by humans. Unfortunately the "L" still fits nicely into the Vitamin "E" receptor site, much like many keys will fit in a certain style of key-hole but only one key will turn the lock. Consequently the "L" molecule is "plugging the keyhole", so to speak, and not allowing the usable "D" in to turn same! Think chewing gum in the keyhole.
This means that out of the 400 IU of "DL" Vit. "E" that you paid for, only about 150 IU, or less, are actually being used by you. It gets worse.
According to the Canadian Government (you could perhaps argue the red-herring that Canada has an axe to grind because they grow lots of soy beans for natural Vit. "E" but don't even bother): Even though the usable synthetic "D" molecule and the natural "D" molecule, in theory - on paper, are identical... ...Canadian science claims that the human body still tells the difference... and whereas synthetic "D" is used but one time, the natural "D" is used over and over again... ...several times! Magic!
This inexplicable recycling of one "D" molecule, but not the other,results in two to three times the vitamin "E" found in most tissue (...biopsy of the brain revealing the highest!). Hmmm... Mother Nature on the job, I'm betting!
Mineral Forms -- The other sure sign of product inferiority is the form ofminerals used. These are the cheap inorganic salts like carbonate, oxide, and phosphate. These inorganic mineral forms are difficultto absorband they are much more likely to cause problems -- a good example of this is magnesium oxide causing diarrhea.
The inorganic calcium form Carbonate, found in Centrum (et sig al) is very difficult to absorb because the carbonate (...also in Tums, btw!) neutralizes the very stomach acid that is required for good absorption.
So when a doctor tells you Tums is a "good source of calcium", they're either lying or they area bonehead (like Zorba, who says it all the time).Always look for organic chelation,in the preferred form "Amino Acid Chelation" (like the Albion Process), or"citrate"( especially for calcium ) ormalate, lactate, etc. Also, "Krebs Cycle Chelation"isvery, very good.
Vitamin "D" -- If the Vit. D is D-2, it's no good - this is the cheap crap found in milk. Always make sure it is the more active form D-3 found in Cod LiverOil, Eggs, made by the Sun& the better supplements. The one exception is there are Vegetarian Multi's that use the D-2 (because it comes from plants) that are very good quality...I wish more Vegetarians would see their way clearto use D-3 instead of D-2.
The precedingthree examples should be sufficient indicators as to the quality of a multivitamin: SO...
If the label says "DL" alpha tocopherol, calcium carbonate, magnesium oxide & Vit. D-2... put it back! Quick and dirty!
But, if it says "D"alpha, or Mixed tocopherol, calcium citrate (etc), magnesium amino acid chelation (etc) & Vit. D-3-- BUY IT... ...because this means the rest of the ingredients are almost sure to beOK. You don't have to peruse the whole tedious laundry list...but if you're like me, you will do so anyway. Label reading should be a required course in high school.
In descending order: I prefer supplements that are liquid, scoop-able powder, capsules, and then food basedtablets or caplets. A caplet is justa tablet shaped like a capsule...a stupid, confusing term when Supp. Ads abbreviate caplet with "cap" and you think the "cap" means "capsule" not caplet. Caplets should be called "Long-Tabs".
Sublingual (under the tongue) tablets or sprays are actually the best absorbed ( by going directly into the bloodstream )and in some cases necessary, if easily destroyed by stomach acid... like SOD & Glutathionor like B12, whichneeds an "Intrinsic Factor" in the gut to be absorbed (often missing); however,some supplements don't work very well this sublingualway.
Fortunately, Methylcobalamin "B-12" and B-12 Complexes with folic acid &B-6do work well sublingually.
Also, don't automatically poo-poo tablets in favor of capsules -- some things have to be in a speciallycoated tablet to make itthrough the stomach acid in order to open in the gut...SAMe & SODare examples. There is a capsule that is designed to make it through the stomach acid andopen in the gut...and example is New Life Colostrum has a special "Lipid-Capsule" that does this.
*Medical doctors* like Zorba don't really understand nutrition &supplements... ...and they don't want tounderstand because it is in theirfinancial interestto play dumb...thus surreptitiously perpetuating the same old tired lies. Such is their cognitive dissonance.
Here are just a few of those lies:
a)...Synthetic Vitamins are just as good as natural Vitamins. No! No way...the most cursory research will show this is just not true. However, doctors want people to get used to the idea that "Synthetic is good" (or even better) so they can push Synthetic alternatives to natural forms... Synthroid (synthetic thyroid hormone) is a good example. Do you want to know the big reasonthey give forwhy synthetic drugs are *better*? Itis because they can get the dosage very precise as opposed to natural forms sometimes have slight variations...
OK...so freaking what! I would rather take something that works & works naturally, even if the dosages have a little greater margin of error,instead of a harsh, toxic, or inefficient form that does not work or might haveharmful side effects. A good example is naturalArmour Desiccated Thyroid Hormones as opposed to the syntheticSynthroid mentioned above.
b)...You can get all the necessary nutrients in a balanced diet... No! Please! What a festeringcrock, reader...
Most people are EFA (Essential Fatty Acids) deficient --even the sheeple who follow the NewFood Pyramid (NFP)are Omega 3 deficient! This is because we consumeWAY too much Omega 6 food oils like corn, soy, canola,sunflower, etc. (all recommended by the NEW Food Pyramid, remember). These Omega 6 oils overpower & shut downthe Omega 3 Pathway.
We further block EFA's byconsuming lots of NFP encouraged bread, cereal, pasta, juices & "Cheezy Poofs" These inhibit the production of the D6D Enzyme needed for conversion of thesimple Omega 3 (ALA),to themore complex "work-horse"Omega 3's: EPA & DHA!
Also, many of the 70 plus trace minerals have been leached from our soil as a result of uninformed farming... artificial fertilizers only replace 3 of the elements! Anytime different groups are given trace minerals, in particular really powerful, critical ones like Selenium -- heart disease & cancer decrease! In fact the preceding was done with a whole country... New Zealand. The selenium depleted soil was causing several diseases, like cancer! It was corrected by importing selenium rich meat from Australia.
c)... You can meet your Calcium requirements with 4 servings of dairy. No! How do these people use a mirror at all! Christ retches!
OK, lets say you need 1200mg of Cal. and 4 dairy servings has 1200mg of Cal. - So there you have it, you've met the goal...not so fast, my Friend!
Do you really think you are utilizing ALL 1200mg of that Calcium? No way, boys and girls!
TheCalcium/Magnesium rationeeds to be at least a "2 to 1", and "1 to 1" would be even better... so Milk, at a "10 to 1" ratio, has a real problem.Also, Vitamin D-3 is needed to absorb Cal. but dairy uses Vit. D-2... ...which is not very effective for good absorption.
Additionally, the doctors & the dairy people never mention that many other minerals, etc. are required to utilize Calcium, thingslike potassium, silicon& sodium...also TRACE minerals like boron, zinc & copperalong with2 or 3 dozen other trace elements as co-factors. Remember the dominos I alluded to before!
So, when the women of the WHI studywere given a garbage calcium supp. (Cal. Carbonate, Zorba's favorite form!) and theinferior form of Vitamin D ( D-2 ),the Doctors & Dairy Industry were able to shout it from the roof-tops that Calcium supps don't work! Outrageous duplicity, reader! They KNOW the difference! What else can you call that... ...but evil!
Something else they were reluctant to discuss with the consumer? They didn't mention that many of those women consumed dairy every day... and were still developing Osteoporosis! ...Got milk?
Please show this paper to your Family Doctor or Dietician -- then after they "spit & sputter" or otherwise hack up an institutional hair-ball and tell you I'm wrong? Write down their reasons as to why, will you? E-mail those reasons to me. I will promptly e-reply as to where andhow they are lying to you... ...this time, too! Sincerely, I will debate these scurrilous persons any time... any where!
Remember, as you compare our conflicting positions; however, who has the biggest pecuniary dog in the hunt, reader! Then watch as my dog handily shreds their dog and shows their dog for what it really is: A conflicted shill for sociopathic corporate interests greedily and gleefully campaigning to make us stupid. To make us sick... Why? So they cansell us their 21st Century snake oil.
Until next time, reader? Well Be.





